Things you should know about my mother
- Very sweet, very smart, very professional.
- Has two primary modes: Martha Stewart and Mominator.
- Loves recreational baking. Specialties include pralines, fudge, Texas chocolate cake, Italian cream cake, and a custard-based banana pudding.
- After my father left, married her original college sweetheart, my stepfather George.
- Once walked into a car dealership and said, very politely, "This is the car I want, and I want it in California Blue, and I want it with a moon roof, and I want it for this price. Someone in this town is going to sell me that car. It can be you, or it can be someone else." And got it.
- Loves dogs, the Jack Bauer Power Hour, and Clive Cussler novels. Also movies about submarines.
- And Bond movies. But not Casino Royale.
- Seriously, hates the Daniel Craig Bond so bad I can't even tell you.
- On the other hand, obsessively loves Jack Sparrow.
- Loves movies in general, but cannot remember the names of them. Ever.
- DETESTS SPRITE.
See also
- conversations with my mother
- Blocks of Wood
- Buford on the Savoy
- Gerald
- militant Clive Owenist
- The Passion of the Limeade
- The adventures of Sawyer and Pthoolhu
- The Schoolteachers Don't Earn Much Around Here
- V for Vendetta in Fifteen Minutes, in which she appears
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