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dead from smush

Page history last edited by PBworks 17 years, 2 months ago

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The lamest way to die ever. Ever. The phrase was actually coined by malenky_devil.

Helsingwolf chomps on Roxula and kills him. Anna races in with the antidote syringe, but Helsingwolf throws her on a nearby velvet sofa,the staple of every mad scientist's laboratory--

 

CARL: Hey! I know you're jealous that I got some, but this is no time for--

 

--and jumps on her. Slowly he backs away, empty syringe sticking out of his perfect, furry abs. But woe! Anna lies dead on the sofa.

 

CARL: Oh my God! You... you smushed her to death!

 

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