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You know how people hear some randomly awesome phrase and joke that they're going to use that for a garage band? Yes. That. (Variant: "Have you heard my new band, {Whatever}?") Future garage bands I plan on managing, as quoted from various journal entries:
I'm going to pass over the obligatory Those Wimmins Sure Are Cute When They're Mad criticism and simply note that Furious Kitten is going on tour next summer with Outrageous Flavor.
I am the Wild Rose. A Random Brutal Love Dreamer. By the way, "Random Brutal Love Dreamer" will be the name of my next imaginary album. My current imaginary band's name is either Generic Sexy or Mystery Sister. Thoughts?
Some vague, pernicious funk was emanating from the fridge, and whether it was animal, vegetable or mineral, we do not know. (Pernicious Funk will be the name of my next garage band.)
British actor Christopher Eccleston has wasted no time in finding his next big project after giving up on TV series Doctor Who after one season - he's reportedly in talks to play the villain of The Da Vinci Code. The Gone In 60 Seconds star is said to be the new favorite to play killer monk Silas in director Ron Howard's adaptation of Dan Brown's best-selling book, according to website Digitalspy. com. Jim Carrey was also rumored to be in talks for the role of the monk, who is a fearsome albino in the story.
My next garage band is totally going to be called Fearsome Albino.
Mmmm. Serendipitous Chick-fil-A biscuit... (Serendipitous Biscuit is totally the name of my next band.)
Is infernal machine an actual legal term? Awesome.
I don't know, but it's definitely the name of my next garage band.
Sawyer hauls his shoe off at the target again to get his morning fishbiscuit (and offers half to Kate) when up come Zeke and the zookeepers (have you heard my new band, Zeke and the Zookeepers?)
However later (there's no telling), both Muffin and Danny and the Minions (have you heard my new band, Danny and the Minions?)
And finally, down here because I want to make sure you read it: The (Failed, Thankfully) Overthrow of the Library Pornographers. My smacking hand is itching a lot now. Although I really want to start a band called, like, Little Dorrit and the Library Pornographers now.
The essential conflict is going to be between West, Rose Hannah, the White Hats, whoever, and This Character and the Black Hats. (Have you heard my new garage band, This Character and the Black Hats?)
Owning 'Love Kitten' started book passion. "Love Kitten" is so the name of my next band.
Alleged 'Dinnertime Bandit' back in US. I'm starting a garage band right now just so I can call them the Dinnertime Bandits.
'Idol's' Sanjaya draws heat. I'm pretty sure there will be a one-man riot chez Jones if he doesn't go tonight. Namely because my stepfather seems to think he's a "terrorist" of some sort. There's a part of me that's really disturbed that he's making a weird sideways racial-profiling leap like that (the kid's apparently half Indian and half Italian, for God's sake)... and another part of me that really wants to name my next garage band Audio Terrorist.
I also have a file on my hard drive (bands.doc) listing previous (and potentially offensive) band name ideas, including
- Audio Bedhead
- Foxhole Atheist
- Generic Sexy
- Idiot Mittens
- Los Bitches
- My Non-Existent Twin
- Mystery Sister
- Old Lady Orgy
- Omniscient Funk
- Roadside Jesus
- Samoan Truck Jumpers
- Spasmotronic
- Zionist Hoodlums
Cut me in on some percentages, and you can totally use one for your next band.
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