300 in Fifteen Minutes
Posted on April 12, 2007, after I spent a frickin' month agitating to see the movie, as I and everyone else on my journal knew that it was practically begging for it.
LEONIDAS: I’m not going to war! I’m just going down to the corner store!
COUNCILOR THERON: With…
LEONIDAS: Three hundred of my closest friends, yes.
THE CAPTAIN: ALL RIGHT, YOU MAGGOTS, STROLL!
And thus, the noble Spartans go off to meet their destiny to the tune of some kid tootling on his double flute, their fabled war chant fading into the distance:
300 SPARTANS: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
BUT SPARTANS REALLY LIKE TO STROLL!
COUNCILOR THERON: With…
LEONIDAS: Three hundred of my closest friends, yes.
THE CAPTAIN: ALL RIGHT, YOU MAGGOTS, STROLL!
And thus, the noble Spartans go off to meet their destiny to the tune of some kid tootling on his double flute, their fabled war chant fading into the distance:
300 SPARTANS: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
BUT SPARTANS REALLY LIKE TO STROLL!
Glossary
- beheaditude
- cousins
- lesbing
- mansome
- Our Lady of Soundtrack Sorrow
- spearitation
- Tiny White Mice
- Trogdor
- woodle
- Z snap formation
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